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Canada Demotivational Poster

The Eh Team -

TAGS: canada
Rating: 4.8/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 11:49 pm
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 4:23 pm
That's pretty funny eh? Hoser! Thanks for the 5L chuckle.

CANADIANS - We're usually nice people. Until Hockey comes on. Then if your not on out team, You best STFU.

TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:47 pm
"Please, Mr. Linesman... Let the players fight. Let them fiiiight... Let them fiiiiight... Let them fight. Let them fight! Let them Fight!! LET THEM FIGHT!! LET THEM FIGHT!!!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am
You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am
LMAO!!! You see right through me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am
Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am
Sure, now that they make Guinness there.
Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am
BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm
The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm
4-2 -_-
Grim [email protected] - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am
That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
Too close
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!
DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
Fack! it's in OT
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
off the skate
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm
2-2 GG
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm
and cocoa
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm
But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
2 - 0
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm
Canada FTW! X2
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm
and all of those teams have Canadian players
Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm
Here's a funny fact for you reason. Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.
Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm
hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the shit out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am
Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!
Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am
Good one. Go Habs Go!!!^^
The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm
Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!
Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am
It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.
motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL
Grim [email protected] - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am
Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!! I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm
Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
whoops my bad lol. i over looked that out like 10 times
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:18 pm
and sorry for being a nazi
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:17 pm
what "out"? the only mistake was using the wrong "your"
tsprint1996 - January 26, 2010, 10:13 pm
Brilliant. Please change "out" to "our"
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:38 pm
That's a lot of hockey history summed up in one amsome pic.
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
HA! And he feeds him another left hand... 5Ls Grim. Love it.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

that picture makes it. 5L
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sweet poster!

416,800 -

TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

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wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.

5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!

TAGS: us hockey beats canada when sumo s fly
Rating: 4.41/5

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MO - February 23, 2010, 11:39 am
Damn! I still can't seem to break into the left lane. Thought this one was gonna do it. Meh. I'm hoping it was just our 'nucks that 1Led it.
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 10:54 pm
bah! the hits just keep coming
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:42 pm
Or upstream, dammit.
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
Jumping upstram, like the salmon of Capistrano?
Cubbybear - February 22, 2010, 10:39 pm
The day I see a Samoan on skis is the day I....5/5
phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:14 pm
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:46 pm
That's thanks in mexican....
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:45 pm
Domo arrigato dudes!
Haarakkon - February 22, 2010, 9:23 pm
Mo shoots, he SCORES!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:13 pm
Love it MO...5 sumo skiing Poodles
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Naa the 5-3 stands out beautifully
MO - February 22, 2010, 9:04 pm
Thanks Grey! Damn hard to read with the blue text though.
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:49 pm
Mo FTW!! 5L

CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled

TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
Hey [email protected] if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh Raper?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!

CANADA - We burned down your Whitehouse.

TAGS: canada
Rating: 2.88/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:54 pm
I guess that's 2 key points.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2009, 12:15 pm
Rambler has almost summed it up perfectly, but he has forgotten a key point. What kind of pie did they serve? And were the moose awarded medals?
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:14 pm
signed after everybody pretty much forgot wtf they had even started fighting for.
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
that the Brits we trying to enforce upon the fledgling Union. And yes it was the Brits who burned Washington AFTER the British North America (now Canada) bitched and moaned after Toronto was sacked and Parliment was burned. Later the Treaty of Ghent was
Rambler - July 14, 2009, 12:09 pm
Let's see, the war was not a war of expansion but retaliation for the Brits encourageing and helping Indians in the ongoing Indian wars, as well as taking American Captives and forcing them into service into the Royal Navy as well as many trade sanctions
Dasu - July 4, 2009, 3:06 pm
Considering it was a war of expansion started by the US, and Canada's still around and largely unmodified in the area fought over, I don't think the US won anything.
Ryan - March 15, 2009, 12:47 am
wasnt that the brits? and you're forgetting that we still won the war


TAGS: canada snowman winter enough mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - April 20, 2013, 5:59 pm
yeah... there was a time when I wanted to move there and it wasn't the weather that stopped me.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:47 pm
I would love to move to Canada, however the cold is the only thing stopping me.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yep considering it started in October and we wont see an end until atleast April...or the 21st according to the Mayans teehee!

MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense

TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

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moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Replacing Milk-bags for Cartons required some special attention

TAGS: culos canada roast
Rating: 4.68/5

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IxCHIEFxI - May 27, 2012, 9:01 am
HILARIOUS I love it, I moved to Canada in January and the milk bag took getting used to. I love it here, but seriously...why?
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:35 pm
Canada's been selling milk in cartons for longer than I've been alive, bud. It's the plastic pitcher-bags you don't have in the states, and might require some instruction for. (That said, we stopped using glass bottles decades ago as well).
agdaniele - January 28, 2011, 1:36 pm
I think he's from the russian breakaway republic of Asstonia
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2011, 1:31 pm
Ray....We all mock each other here, I'm Canadian and I don't let it bother me. Culos doesn't mind when I make fun of....uh?..... What lame ass euro country are you from again Culos?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
My guess is because he is French Canadian, and he is probably a separatist.
rerun - January 28, 2011, 1:03 pm

How can one be Canadian against ones will?
HammerofHeeb - January 28, 2011, 12:56 pm
Ray, he was kidding. If you are going to hang out around here, you have to have thicker skin. And dish a little back. It's all in good fun, eh.
RayRules - January 27, 2011, 10:32 am
How can I be the "arrogant" one when this poster clearly mocks Canadians? (which I am against my will)
culos - January 26, 2011, 2:06 pm
As far as I can see this is not written in French! Not even in Franglais....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 12:42 pm
Easy there buddy. lot's of Anglos here. It's comments like that that encourage the "Quebecois are arrogant" stereotype. (Also, It's true):)
RayRules - January 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
I'm French Canadian and I've never seen such a thing in Quebec. It's probably intented for those Anglophones...:)


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epitaph When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .

CANADIAN BEER - Because you need some good booze when you realize your country is responsible for Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, and Justin Bieber.

TAGS: canada beer
Rating: 3.89/5

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CANADA - March 27, 2010, 5:02 pm
I don't watch much TV. movies and hockey is all I watch
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
Random I am saving it until I have time to watch it all at once. No spoilers please.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:09 pm
Angus should consider Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, The Tragically Hip, John Candy, Dan Akroyd, Michael J Fox, The Barenaked Ladies, Rick Mercer, Pam Anderson, Dozens of NHL players, and poutine fries.
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 4:06 pm
Which already ended, and was awesome.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
You must be kidding CANADA! Kids in the hall is the most classic Canadian Comedy show of all time! Mark Mckinney from SNL was one of them as well as Dave Foley from Celebrity Poker. They have a new show out this year called "Death comes to town".
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:27 pm
never even hear of it
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
You've never seen Kids in The Hall?
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Kids in the hall?
MrRandom - March 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
Yep. Then again we also created Kids in The Hall.
CANADA - March 27, 2010, 2:56 pm
Justin Bieber is Canadian? that sucks
Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:32 am
Grace Park makes up for those failures...%/5 Cubby likes this

THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !

CANADA - They have the best signs.

TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm

CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?

CANADA - ...is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -Tommy Douglas

TAGS: humor funny canada
Rating: 2.84/5

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WTFO - November 25, 2009, 10:55 pm
Thank you, Derek.
Derek - November 25, 2009, 9:33 pm
Heheh great!

REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom

5.5 EARTHQUAKE IN ONTARIO - Relief help is pouring in from Europe and the US. Please contact the Red Cross and give what you can

TAGS: earthquake canada
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - June 28, 2010, 8:27 pm

He was a little tough, taste like chicken
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:24 pm
The flamingo knew too much...he won't be coming back.
Sean - June 28, 2010, 3:55 pm
Some of my lawn furniture is still unaccounted for. Ok, I actually mean the lawn flammingo, but still, we're very worried. Won't you please give? *sigh*
sickartist - June 28, 2010, 8:11 am
hahahaha 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:32 pm
Are you Canadian gil?
Zealot - June 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
i actually felt that one, im in rochester

THE CANADIAN ARMY - Because TANKS are really expensive

TAGS: canada
Rating: 3.91/5

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[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 9:18 pm
Yeah rerun, Ian is quoting standard military Docterine. With our Predator drones, night-vision, and M-RAP vehicle. Ya gotta remember what chased us out of Saigon, was the same as Somalia.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 7:16 pm
Thank you...I was going to say something along the lines of "Your mom," but I thought better of it. Way to school him, rerun.
rerun - January 29, 2010, 7:14 pm

The US Army, saving peasants like Ian from having to wear flip flops
ian - January 29, 2010, 7:07 pm
The US Army, getting its ass handed to it by pesants in flip flops since 1960
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:28 pm
Aaarrgh, I got a bug in my eye. Just keep shooting!
spacedog - January 29, 2010, 5:26 pm
Woot! Look at those ultra-modern bikes, and the helmets without visors. 5Ls


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)

devils and dust -

TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .

CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*

TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

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premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L

MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....

TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3.29/5

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szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.

BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939



TAGS: canada cold cold
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
Umm... pretty sure that's a typo. First, Labrador City temps only drop to about -40C at the lowest (avg winter temp is more like -20C) and second, the temperature outside does not vary based on the age of your child. O.o


TAGS: adversity footsteps canada
Rating: 4.81/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
step on the back of my shoe again...and you'll learn the meaning of a whack attack!! 5L
Neener - October 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Love this one!!!


TAGS: canada mom tribute zing
Rating: 4.73/5

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Zreiser - February 9, 2011, 5:56 pm
I love this! First poster to actually make me laugh all week!
spacedog - February 8, 2011, 6:07 pm
Excellent Face, 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 8, 2011, 5:05 pm
A special one. You get access to a whole new level of cool fonts as you progress here on motifake and being a mod i have access to the full range of fonts this site has to offer.
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
The title anyway...
TheOne - February 8, 2011, 4:47 pm
What font are you using for this?


TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L

Canadian Airforce -

TAGS: canada airforce fighters are expensive
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - September 27, 2013, 7:52 am
Best Sound Of The Season. EH Where's The Beer 5 Maple L's .
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:07 am
Yep and have you ever tried to clean up one of their bombs?


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

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Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
That is one big moose

DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul

YOUTUBE MAP FAIL - The "insight" maps are very insightful... ...where did Hudson Bay go?

TAGS: canada youtube map geography fail insight
Rating: 2.39/5

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The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:50 am
Must be taken during the last ice age!
me - July 1, 2009, 12:05 am
global warming will add water to the oceans by melting ice caps, not reduce water
DarthBubba - May 10, 2009, 7:35 am
Global warming? i mean why not?


TAGS: canada day wax brazilian wytch
Rating: 3.94/5

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TaKeSHi42o - August 27, 2011, 4:20 am
AHAAHAHA i live 3 blocks from where that sign was. its from edmonton alberta canada.


TAGS: earth globe space canada eh
Rating: 4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
to see canada, please flip to back of the poster
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
Art you glad he took the time to find a satellite picture of Canada.. Oh wait
ICEMAN - August 20, 2011, 5:39 pm
Art who?
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:39 pm

TRISH STRATUS - Canada's No.1 import and export.

TAGS: trish stratus canada import and export
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - October 29, 2009, 8:29 pm

He is using the metric system because he thinks it makes his package appear bigger
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 8:25 pm
ya if you packed 10 inches you would have someone else to do that for you
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 8:23 pm
we dont use the metric system here
Harry - October 29, 2009, 8:21 pm
omfg i wud root her sooo hard with my 26 cm dick fuc yerrrrr....im havin a wank bout her right now
Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 6:34 pm
But what I am doing is funny to some people.
Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 6:33 pm
Now wait.... If you want my porn... all you have to do is asked Canada and everyone else that wants my head. I am following the rules here. I am making my words funny and I am somehow making my pictures sexy. If it is wrong tell me. I will change it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm
you could call it "life" I suppose.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:44 pm
Such is life.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:41 pm
Plan "C" is just grabbing my own and pretending.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's my Mooooooooooooooooooo, always has at least one Plan B at the ready.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:26 pm
pm's CANADA.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:25 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't want her....she's dirty......And CANADA's Right, Relying on boobs to make posters is so passé.....If I wanna see boobs, I just ask the chick cooking my supper....When she says no, I just Google "boobs"
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
what you dont seem to get is that your posters lack any hummor or wittyness that so many use in word plays. change your style and take a step back from your porn collection.
Woodywood03a - September 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
You don't get it Canada... why I call her the #1 Import and export from Canada... Everyone wants her and when they are done with her they give her back to Canada to rest and get ready for more.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 1:13 am
this poster is complete shit. there is no humor here nor even any thought put into it. once again ou are trying to get votes by exploring the boundaries of what is SFW. 1 dissapointed lion
Woodywood03a - September 21, 2009, 10:47 pm
what I am saying is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


TAGS: july calendar cold canada eh
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 1, 2011, 9:28 am
5 blocked noses.

Somewhere in Canada -

TAGS: somewhere in canada
Rating: 4.79/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:53 pm
BRILLIANT. Just not quite enough duck tape to meet code...
maoworks2 - January 6, 2014, 11:45 am
Me Like That .5 Bottoms Up L'S
MissPriss - January 6, 2014, 11:17 am
Oh I can tell you exactly where in Canada!

COMPLACENCY - Never underestimate the power of putting off till tomorrow something you could have done today.

CANADA - we speak three languages in Quebec English, French, and Hockey

TAGS: canada hockey french thewolf
Rating: 4.33/5

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Aurielius - March 8, 2016, 7:15 am
Should be Franglais,Quebecois and Hockey.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:06 am
That's certainly the way it was back in the 60's & 70's. Nice to hear the culture endures :-)
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMAO! Ultimately, they pulled through, though. I just love great hockey. I have favorite teams, but I don't care if they lose in a good game. Defective, I know... but I just love the game.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:44 pm
that was tough week after that loss. I still have nightmares about the avatar bet loss
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 10:42 pm
Gotta speak hockey..... since they're not playing it! Blew yer wad in the olympics!

IT'S SIMPLE - What canadians are to Americans New Zealanders are to Australians

TAGS: world um canada fail at
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:57 pm
And what sex is to arabs.
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:58 pm
And the Scots are to... well... sheep. ;)
forseti - July 16, 2011, 8:47 am
And the French to the French...
caveman - July 16, 2011, 8:46 am
too true
Verdeckt - July 16, 2011, 8:41 am
And the Welsh to the Brits..


TAGS: oh canada
Rating: 4.2/5

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Derek - March 4, 2010, 12:40 am
@Canada - not what I remember; guess it depends on who you meet.
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:38 pm
There were ripoff's of it all over the place when i was in high school.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 10:34 pm
that tape is like 25 years old
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:30 pm
WOW this isn't what i was thinking of but THANKS anyway. I havent heard this since I was 20
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 10:24 pm
this one?....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTJGKOLGCv8
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:19 pm
Actually it's just a brocket ripoff. I know they did a skit of the same name but not that fucked up little ditty.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
really? I didnt know, that tape is older than me
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:14 pm
It was Brocket. But a sorta Remix.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 10:10 pm
I dont think thats brochet. its made by a group called nothend connections out of winnipeg
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:06 pm
WTF? "Brocket."
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wow. I haven't heard [email protected]&* in years. Thanks CANADA.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
LMAO! cant forget about this.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLTwyEUfJQ
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 9:43 pm
Hey Canada do ya wanna go ter store fer papsi'n ravvles? M'buyin ye sheckbengle!
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
lol, same thing when you deal with hutterites
TheTrashHeap - March 3, 2010, 9:14 pm
In Steinbach you can be greeted in high German, Low German, Portuguese, French, English, Russian, or a Mennonite accent so thick it could be any language at all. And they look at you like you're the problem if you don't understand.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 7:04 pm
@ Derek. no, in Montreal lots of people get bitchy when you use a different language
MrBlack - March 3, 2010, 6:53 pm
Fun fact: -40C is the same as -40F. And yeah, those damn Canadians.
Derek - March 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
Great. #32, common even in Montreal.
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 6:04 pm
WOOT! You forgot the one about when you hit a deer with your car, you have to decide whether to struggle it into the back or race home to get the truck before someone else finds it. 5Ls
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 5:40 pm
Holy Shit, is that ever accurate! except #29. they got Saskatchewan mixed up with Manitoba. 5L
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:07 pm
Only if you're dyslexic! 5L's
Iconoclast - March 3, 2010, 4:55 pm
much too long

CANADIAN CAMO - so this is what we send to the desert, that will work

THE CANADIAN BEER FRIDGE - What happened to global warming?

TAGS: canada
Rating: 3.67/5

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zakree120 - December 11, 2010, 10:07 pm
sounds like winnipeg
CANADA - January 11, 2010, 1:12 am
I sure could have gone for some warming yesterday, -35 plus a windchill


TAGS: americans canada
Rating: 3.07/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 7:51 pm
Watch yourself new guy. There are a lot of Canadians on this site.
TheOmegaMan - October 17, 2010, 7:20 pm
What else can be said? Canadians love to go down on Americans...I mean TO America just like Pamela Anderson did.
BoneCD - June 15, 2009, 3:51 pm
But I hear that they keep a diary of when the Gov's window blinds are open and closed, eH!
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
Lemme see...He had a big, long nose...a stupid-looking hat - with big antlers on it no less...and an "I hate Sarah Palin" button on his lapel.
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
Uhmmm, LD, buddy, this doctor you saw, did you ahve to cross any borders to get to his and/or her office? Just a little theory I'm working on.
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
Back from the panic...saw a Doctor aboot the speech-thingy. He said "Drink a bag of milk and call me in the morning."
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:52 pm
Is there any cure for that peculiar speech impediment you guys have up there, eh? OH SH*T! You guys didn't say it was contagious! What's that aboot??? AUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
mooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:10 am
obviously they do. I'm allowed an hour of internet after group sessions, aren't I.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:08 am
Ya'll need some serious psychiatric help. Hope CanadaCare pays for that too.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:49 pm
Had to get some of my composure back. You got me good.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:44 pm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:42 pm
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Apparently not.... you're still messaging.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
I can take a joke. I take my life don't I?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
Long-winded explanation aside, well played, mooooooooo.... well played, indeed. (dance, puppets!)
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
so it was at -50% before? Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:27 pm
I'm a fan of any cruelty of that sort. I don't use it much, as the people who are use that cop-out make me want to hurt puppies. They have a sense of humor right up until it's something unfunny to them.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:25 pm
It's funny because I really do have a sister. And that bitch drives me nuts.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
Deep breath... ok. My admiration for you just went up 150%
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
I know I'm a terrible person. Fictional Jesus is very, very angry with me.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
You bastard! Damn near typed an apology for joking about your moose-whoring sister. Heard she did a wallaby once ... but all in all, still didn't care for Australia.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Daaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!! Hook, line and sinker. I go nuts over the "don't go there" stuff.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:21 pm
Goddamn comments. I need to refresh more.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Nah, I was just fucking with ya,Eh?.......Yeah, I went there.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
Thanks for what? Me? Putting this on me?
moooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:15 pm
I knew that was gonna bite me in the ass.Bobviously I was directing that at WTFO and ME. My sister passed away last week (cancer) So thanks for that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
When money runs all systems, this is what you get... America. There is a lot of good to say about advances in medicine from our universities. On the other hand, pharmaceutical companies pay lots of money to make sure cures don't come about too quickly.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:13 pm
And don't call me Christ. Thor or Zeus, are both fine.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
Oh, sorry moooooooooooooooooo. Is there any truth to the rumor that a moose once did your sister?
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:11 pm
It might be that at the end of the day, America remains the exception for reasons that have nothing to do with ideology. But we of course wish them well.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Christ! Shut up already. This site is supposed to be funny not informative.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:10 pm
Those are some good points Me, but I think our American friends have some difficulties that Canadians don't. One seems to be illegal immigration (coupled with the inability to legally deny critical medical care), the other seems to be the Tort system ...
Me - June 14, 2009, 11:05 pm
All that being said, as much as I despise the Government having a hand in any sort of service outside of Military and Police, I don't really see any viable option. Leaving the poor to die, is inhumane, me paying for me and then them is bad business...
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:59 pm
And one other myth is this notion of "Rationed Care." I think that any Canadian here will attest that health care is not rationed in any way, save if you count Triage as rationing, but since all hospitals I know of use triage...including those in the US
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
With Care being the operative word vice Insurance. This system assumes that it is every citizens responsibility to contribute to ensure that everyone is cared for. That being said you still need a Gov. Issued Health Card to receive any benefits.
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:51 pm
The American's work on a system of Health Insurance, where those who can pay do, those who can't (or are under Fed Coverage) are paid for by the taxpayer. Canada, and most other industrialized countries, use a system of Health Care
Me - June 14, 2009, 10:49 pm
WTFO, I know it's a common myth. And I appreciate the retraction. I think the difference in the health care is as you state a very complex problem. I (personally) believe it to come down to a difference in semantics.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:55 pm
insurance and they will make the govt's available for those poor disinfranchised folks. But who the hell is going to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it as an entitlement? Nobody and the taxpayers will pay the bill.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:54 pm
and see for yourself how well those programs work. Also, the US health care costs are high because taxpayers are already paying for the uninsured and illegal aliens' health care. The govt is telling us now that if we want we can keep our current health
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:53 pm
my own experience as a US serviceman on how well our govt handles health care. They provide us with a govt procured (read lowest bidder) HMO, TriCare (or as we call it Tri to get Care). When you retire from service you go to the VA. Do a little research
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:47 pm
they need. However, there are Americans that go to Canada due to cost issues. In both countries the quality of hospitals vary wildly. While the one you speak of may be great, other provinces are a different story according to my research. I can speak from
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:44 pm
Adam, your statements overreach the truth. The World Health Org lists Canada as 30th in the world. Also, there a Canadians that come to the US when they get tired of the red tape of a "single-payer" govt insurance and they can't find the specialized care
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 6:42 pm
Me, you are correct that the 9-11 terrorists did not come into the US via Canada. My mistake and I apologize to Canada. Unfortunately, it's a common myth.
Me - June 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
WTFO, you're wrong the attackers did NOT come across the Canadian border, heres a ref, but look it up ANYWHERE: http://www.nationalpost.com/scripts/story.html?id=1520295
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:43 pm
because they can't afford the shitty health care you guys have. They're afraid of losing everything they have to hospital bills, so they come up here to get the treatment they need without worrying about massive bills.
Adam - June 14, 2009, 3:41 pm
WTFO, thats bullshit. People do not come to USA for special surgeries. Canada has some of the best doctors and surgeons in the world, particularlt here in Edmonton at the U of A. I've met many people who have come from USA to get treatment in Canada
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:33 pm
One of the differences between Reagan and GWB was that Reagan was smart enough to move on to a new enemy every year or two. Keeps things fresh, y'know? Bush picked only one (rather, was picked by) and kept it.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
It's actually not much of a secret that governing bodies try to unite the people by giving them a common enemy. Principle's been around since ancient Greece. Why? Because it works.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:01 pm
mostly. Christian, jew, muslim no matter they all perpetuate hate for hates sake. You are obviously obsessed with whatever allows you to hate the most! Keep your focus hate and thats all we will ever have.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:57 pm
And then you taught them to fly planes. Typical to look for anyone else to blame. Arrogant pride led to the infiltration of your country. No 1 person/country carries as much blame for the 3 towers as the u.s itself. Actually organized religion is at fault
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 2:38 am
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:37 am
"Yes, but your country let them in."
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
Sean - April 19, 2009, 2:36 am
Just as an historical interjection, if I may. When it was pointed out to our then Prime Minister, Jean Chretien, I think by an American journalist, that the attackers did indeed enter the U.S. from Canada, his immediate retort was words to the effect of
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:51 am
the Battle of 1812. No one believes the same results would occur in 2009. I work with some great Canadian forces and they do not share you illusions. Also, let's not forget that the 9-11 attackers that came here illegally came across your border with us.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:47 am
For Canuck, your health care is rationed and those who need specialized meds or operations come to the US, it can also cost you in excess of 40% in taxes. As for being civil, you should take your own advice. The war you are thumping your chest about was
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:02 am
Whataya gonna do hit us with hockey sticks? Quit bein' a canadian cock sucker.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:59 am
Well we do have free health care, clean water, and a much higher standard of living. Don't be such a U.S.A-hole baron, neighbors should be civil. And don't forget what happened last time you guys got brave and crossed our borders.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 4:25 am
We Americans look up to you Canadians like a kleenex looks at the bloody mucus deposited into it.
Sean - January 5, 2009, 11:56 am
Is that why yous guys keep calling me an asshat? P.S.: wot's a asshat?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:19 am
LOL and Props to Sean for being our hat and covering America's bald spot!




TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"

ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon

TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bullshitters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


CANADA - America's stalker.

TAGS: canada america s stalkers
Rating: 3.56/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:13 pm
Now now...don't be jealous Americans.......we can't help being amsome.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:10 pm
The retarded giant at our doorstep.

DEFINITION: A BOOT - Canadian preposition. For example: "It's A BOOT time for a Molson, eh?"

TAGS: canada a boot preposition molson ale beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:44 am
Shut the Fuck up...Oh, Wait.....you're gone and no one cares....Yay!



TAGS: iraq canada suck
Rating: 1.8/5

nationalism -

TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...


TAGS: moooooooooooooooooo sin father lova ya canada
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:46 am

don't worry. The bobmers have not come out to play today.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:45 am
Oh Christ! It's your #1 rated poster........I will get you for this you bastard.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:40 am

Those new lithium batteries last up to 40 years
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:40 am
BBL... Damien wants to talk to grandpa. :( We gotta talk again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:39 am
That happens when you spend mot of your time wandering in the desert...(poor cell reception)
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:37 am

I am usually the last to know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:36 am
-You won't see it coming Rerun....But it will happen, when you least expect it. 5L
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:34 am
Yes, here it is.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:34 am

rerun - July 16, 2010, 8:02 pm

should I be scared? Mooooo+ is strangly silent on this matter
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:06 pm

rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:42 pm

Is he the guy on the bottom?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 9:42 pm
They call it art..5/5
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:29 pm

Thank G that nobody here was wearing a Sombrero....this could have gone the other direction
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
This is hilarious... I am beside myself.


TAGS: on the way to hell with canada
Rating: 4.36/5

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CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
lol, what's shakin'
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 5:14 pm
You're fine Airman. You're not going to hell with the rest of us...that's just turning a negative into a positive! 5 shaky noodles


TAGS: fantasy canada cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:49 pm
it's a beauty way to go =)


TAGS: canada beauty girl maple leaf
Rating: 3.9/5

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culos - July 1, 2010, 8:51 am
Great chat-up line! Did it ever work for you????
Runner1969 - July 1, 2010, 8:49 am
I hope she tastes like syrup. If not I can help make her sticky.

REVERSE ASS-HAT - USA finally knows how Canada feels


TAGS: canada usa
Rating: 3.83/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:26 am
So then, what's Alaska?
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
I guess I live where the camera would be...Central, NY during school, and the Capital District of NY during break. Both get that nice moneyshot.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:52 pm
5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 7:40 pm
Everything is little in Hammyland....lol
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:20 pm
My country is smaller than canada's schlong... feels bad
forseti - November 29, 2010, 2:24 pm
Canada is a member of the Famous Actors Guild?!? That explains the fancy mustache...
agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
That's why Canada is taking us from behind. America is a tranny!
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:57 pm
I really don't want to stir it up, but am I the only one who can't really explain what Florida actually is in this picture?? Does Canada know that the "bitch" has no pussy???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2010, 11:28 am
Well put for a dog in a hat.....
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2010, 11:16 am
laughing at anyone else. Consider who made this poster and you may learn a thing or two.
TheTrashHeap - November 29, 2010, 11:15 am
"USA where others go for medicine"??? You better check your facts Foolieo! Every time a Canada vs USA poster is made we learn who can actually take a joke... and which Fools and Fascists simply can't. If you can't laugh at yourself you have no business
Chompers - November 29, 2010, 10:24 am
Canada has Toronto, I love toronto, therefore I love Canada.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2010, 9:18 am
MasterCoolieo - November 29, 2010, 5:06 am
just remember this canada we got you surronded by the worlds best military so you ball-less son's of guns are never gonna screw with us listening to "don't wanna be a canadian idiot" by Weird Al Yankovic P.S. U.S.A. where others still go for medicine.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hey FascistFucktard....Watch yourself, There are lots of Canadians here and 2 of them are moderators.
fascistfrenchman - November 27, 2010, 3:49 pm
Can-eh-dia is a mythical land, populated by unicorns and fairies :P If there's been anything good to come from Can-eh-dia, it's the Red Green Show, You Can't Do That on Television, and Resident Evil.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2010, 7:25 pm

didn't i see this in another poster. the one about men on top and pussys on the bottom? LOLZ AM
crankyhead - November 23, 2010, 4:22 pm
I'm actually the lint in the navel =)
daimuldoon - November 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
Fuck Yeah
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2010, 1:40 pm
Heh Heh! Reality lord lives at the base of the shaft and Crankyhead is somewhere around the navel.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
I promise we will be gentle! Nice poster Airman! If you can't laugh at yourself...

DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MOORE - What a kick in the nuts! Just learned this fun fact today. I'm de-motivated...

TAGS: fucktard should move to canada or just die
Rating: 3.75/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:15 am
that movie is pretty insulting to americans
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 3:03 pm
Sniff sniff, throws away my copy of the movie. Sniff sniff, snort, whine moan . . . crap, now I SOUND like michael moore. Damn.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:57 am
Wrote, directed and produced it! Didn't see that coming...other then the cameo he made.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 10:45 am
*sigh* so depressing
MO - August 24, 2009, 10:40 am
Google it...
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Please say this is some sort of sick joke!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
I didn't need to know that. 5 disappointed lions.

CAPTAIN CANADA - Now Canada has an avenger of it's own

TAGS: ak 47 cat canada jpg
Rating: 3.46/5

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epic33 - May 12, 2012, 2:32 pm
Captain Canada is a random idea that I created randomly by modifying the ak-47 cat. I just added the Canada theme to it. I thought of Captain America and came up with Captain Canada.
trek - April 30, 2012, 8:46 pm
me too!
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 2:49 pm
Sorry Cranky, though the idea is there, the picture could have been better... much better..... really REALLY better, I agree with Rick here.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm
Speaking as a Canadian, this made me laugh.
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:53 pm
Perhaps you should think before making a poster: Is this really necessary or am I just doing this for a vaguely amusing picture... That should stop posters similar to this, I'm afraid to say... Try again, perhaps, with some more thought...?


FIRST CLASS - Air Canada style.

CANADA - Providing Hollywood with hotties since 1920

SCOTLAND - The only country Canada can defeat.

TAGS: usa america scotland canada fail
Rating: 2.05/5
LURCH - August 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
Scotsman - February 2, 2009, 4:00 am
Scotland IS a country fuckface. You're obviously American.
DING - December 9, 2008, 11:08 pm
Scotland isnt a country =P
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 9:13 am
Oh dear, now you have me worrying about the health of our neighbors across the pond ..as well as the poor scotts
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 8:49 am
A Brit living in NYC has a place called "The Chipshop" - he deep fries fish'n'chips of course, but also twinkies...pizza...candy bars...Mmmmmm!
english--and proud - November 21, 2008, 7:56 am
they do a nice line in deep fried pizza as well..mmm. i get worried about our scotts neighbors
RnR - November 21, 2008, 7:52 am
Haggis is one thing... try deep fried mars bar.... just imagine it
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 12:04 pm
You should try haggis ..its a damn fine meal with neaps and tattys
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 11:45 am
The Scots eat Haggis...if they can digest that then they're probably hardcore enough to take over the entire world if they wanted.
Geographer - November 20, 2008, 9:36 am
"The only country canada can defeat"??? Can you dumb fuckers even find it on a map?
Historian - November 20, 2008, 9:34 am
Scotland, or more exactly Scottish immigrants, practically founded the US and Canada. Try reading a book on history you fucking retards.
ACTUALLY - October 30, 2008, 8:00 pm
The scots are bloody hard fucks, and Scotlands part of Britain which basically owns Canada anyway. So nyeh

Canada -

TAGS: hockey canada
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:57 pm
Technically, snow is water... hmm... cold weather?
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:56 pm
I thought the top 5 was Oil, Water, People, Jobs, and lastly snow.

#notmyprimeminister -

TAGS: trudeau sharia canada murder
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

sounds about right
Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

wishful thinking on your part. he backtracked quickly when he got called out on it. he said it.
JesusWept - February 7, 2017, 6:50 am
Maybe it was just alternative facts XD
CloudchaserS - February 7, 2017, 5:19 am
In trying to verify that, I did find an article on the Toronto Sun's website that says he did, but I also found an article saying that he backtracked http://www.macleans.ca/general/trudeau-backtracks-on-honour-killings-remark/
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2017, 4:37 am
He was probably defending the reputations of barbarians.
Reality Lord - February 6, 2017, 2:33 pm

yes...he really said that. go google it.
JesusWept - February 6, 2017, 1:39 pm
Did he actually say that? He strikes me as a quite sensible person.

PRIDE - For my Country, For my Flag, For my Red on White Fetish. Proud to be a part of the Eh Team! Go Canada!

TAGS: canada ftw
Rating: 4.27/5

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[email protected] - February 11, 2010, 7:59 am
NAPPY HEADEDE HOE big ass alisha keys "pink" man-bitch!!
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 4:10 pm
*Sharted, damnit
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 4:09 pm
I think I just sarted, but that is completely beside the point. Hot chick! Woot! 5 Clubbed Baby Seals!
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
I think i just stood for O Canada
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 3:44 pm
by the time you read this she will have left canada for vegas or cali but yeah at least you export something.
pieman - February 10, 2010, 3:39 pm
That must be the thickest bikini top ever. She should be able to harpoon something about now.


TAGS: canada usa niagara falls
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:41 pm
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 8:20 am

that is a view of the Canadian side. the american side looks like some guy pissing guinness into a toilet.
tellitlikeitis - February 5, 2011, 6:58 am
Thanks Autumnspirit!
autumnspirit - February 4, 2011, 8:45 pm
Beautifully stated and very creative! Great poster Tell! 5L's


TAGS: jerry rig snowmobile canada
Rating: 4.25/5

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forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:55 am
Please stop making racist posters! Canadians are humans too! I read that in a book!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'll cut you...I swear to Red Green, I'll cut you!
krazyivanthedivine - February 14, 2012, 7:16 pm
I posted this on a few facebook walls of people who live right at the Maine/french-new brunswick border and they got a kick out of it. Its funny, In Northern Maine we don't say afro-engineering, we say Canadian-engineering.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:51 pm
No, no, no, Moooski. The highway from Ottawa to Toronto, and 4 clicks on either side of it, is considered Canada. Anything outside of that is Canuckistan. =) ROFLCOPTER.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 6:49 pm
Please tell that to the cramps in my back from shovelling the stuff. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 6:20 pm
Classic southern Ontarian attitude...There is snow in the western provinces....stop forgetting we exist! XD.
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:31 pm

no snow in canada this year crank. europe is taking it for themselves.
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:06 pm
He built a ramp out of 5now eh? =)

YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing

TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

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Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!

MOVE TO CANADA - Because our bitches know how to celebrate


TAGS: produceman gets help from iceman canada random moooooooooooooooo and aggy
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:41 am
Produceman117 - March 28, 2010, 1:40 am
Uh... umm... I uh... Thanks?


TAGS: mexico canada america calendar drink
Rating: 3.46/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:38 pm
Well Emilio, not to be an ass but this is Motifake...and stereotypes can be funny haha.
EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:01 pm
Seriously ignorant poster on so many levels. Those pictured would be tourists from the north.

"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?

TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm

MARIJUANA - It's what separates us from the Americans... ...that and hockey, good beer, healthcare, common sense, fair elections, and Quebec

TAGS: marijuana canada america usa
Rating: 2.84/5

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MrRandom - September 28, 2009, 1:46 pm
Still french though. Though Quebecer's are most definitely a different breed of weird at times.
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 1:42 pm
Sorry to hear that Allen/lulz/lorts gay bf. Try the French, they're more accepting.
lulz - September 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
I hate Canadians
agdaniele - May 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
Wow Cheech... Canada bashing? Edgy stuff. Timmy much?
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:13 pm
Seriously? I mean seriously? Keep your hokey, the beer is questionable, common sense I doubt (I've met plenty of you) fair elections (you learned from us) Healthcare (HA! that's a joke) and you can keep Quebec and the quazi FRENCH.
Wolfie - December 5, 2008, 3:48 am
You really don't wanna be calling CANADIANS tools of the state in comparison to the brainwashed American public(obviously generalizing here). Shit, they'll even go fight wars when they don't actually know what they're bout coz sum government official sez
u.u - August 5, 2008, 1:16 am
Government controlled healthcare just implants possibilities of mind control. Have fun being tools of the state!
Belisarius - July 24, 2008, 7:41 pm
As much as I want to smart off about Michael comments, I just can't. After all, Canada has recently gifted us with Corner Gas. That show rocks!
Frenchie - July 22, 2008, 11:28 pm
But do you really want to brag about having Quebec? Really?


TAGS: canada prison secks america
Rating: 2.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 9:16 am
Thanks bud me too. cya later.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:14 am
Gotta run... catcha later. Morning walk. VERY glad you're back!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:10 am
Fair but strict? I figured flexible but mean. Hell, I approve and bash posters in the same 30 seconds! LOL
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 9:07 am
I still think you were a good choice. Fair but strict. You will use your powes wisely.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:03 am
But I'm a bit torn... it was more fun taking shots at troublemakers and reaming bad posters before I had the sheriff's badge. If the users didn't know me pre-mod, It probably seems like I'm just a jerk because I'm a moderator... and not because I'm a wop.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:01 am
Although I have been a bit nicer to the general noob population, I'm still not much different... for better or worse, I don't know.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 9:00 am
So I'm a lunchlady now? Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders... navy beans, navy beans...
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:59 am
In response to this poster... I'm a power bottom.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:59 am
Having you as a mod is kinda like one of your buddies getting a job in the highschool cafeteria. You work where i shit now so i better be careful.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:58 am
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:53 am
And as far as the moderator panic button... I might bring up the fact that pressing that button to summon Mr. OD or myself can be a dicey situation at best... sort of like using the hyperspace button on Asteroids. A help/hurt coin flip there.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:49 am
Not sure about a good program... any of them will help. ArcSoft Photo Studio is what I have... but it's not the best by far. Adobe Photoshop is the best bet... but get a good version IF you're aiming for artwork. If not, the basic versions will do well.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:43 am
I still think we should be able to press the moderator button to call for help.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:41 am
I want to start using a better program to create motifakes. Got any suggestions? I have a few planned but i wish to upgrade my quality first.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:34 am
Sort of awkward at work.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:34 am
Moderator label... this button follows me everywhere I go!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:31 am
Gotta stand for what you believe in!!! Glad to have you back on a more regular basis... miss your chat! And, rumor has it that you used to make a poster or two from time to time.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:29 am
I should be around more often now. I have steady net access. I was only giving that farmer what he deserved for chopping down my "hemp".
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:26 am
Labels? What is this labels you speak of?
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:26 am
Not bad... livin' my dream, you know? How have you been? You're like a UFO here... short sightings by many... but I only seem to see recorded footage... and, you're blamed for probing rednecks... but, I now see it's just practice for the olympics.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:24 am
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 am
Aggiememnon the moderator! hows it goin buddy!
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 8:18 am
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:17 am
In a country where maple syrup on a snowball is considered desert, frostbite can be a sign of gluttony.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:10 am
That's pretty damn cold. you guys must wear a TON of layers in the winter. Down here, the summers are pretty hot but the winters are mild. I can't really complain. I'm used to warm, humid air...I'd probably get frostbite in Canada. lol
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:13 am
but we also get -50
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:12 am
but for like 3-4 months it hovers around 80
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:11 am
ya its cold here, but we still hit 90 degres F in the summer. but only a few days
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:04 am
O, wait...someone already made that argument. Damn. Well...we also have warm seasons. Canada is effing cold!
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:02 am
poster's* damn, I hate typos...
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 2:02 am
Please, everyone knows it's hotter down South. lol The big hole in this posters argument is that we have the bombs. Remember Hiroshima? jk
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 1:43 am
ya you gota love the abundace of hot girls here!
boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 1:40 am
hey canada is good an all in you want to escape the draft, but its like russia in that it's very cold, and alot of land going to waste. plus its full of canadians
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:11 pm
I am passionate about (most of) Canada in a way that only an American could be.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 12, 2009, 12:35 pm
Lamest argument ever. Canada? People are going apeshit over Canada? Even Canadians must be perplexed by the sheer lame-osity of this. I'm going to look at posters with monkeys on them. sheesh.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:12 am
And hundreds of milllions of people? Hundreds of millions of morons like you aren't exactly a ringing endorsement.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 1:10 am
I really don't understand why you think nuclear armament numerical superiority is such a priority. Is it the whole penis envy thing?
B. von Tofurkey - May 12, 2009, 1:07 am
Haarakkon, I understand you're an arrogant prick. With a guest name like that, you don't leave much to the imagination. And what the heck did Sean do to you, H boy? Had your emo pills today?
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 12:38 am
Sean, you got some room around Greater Slave Lake, or maybe in Nunavut? I'm thinking about coming over on the Milk River...
Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:28 am
Bet he finishes fourth in the long jump.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 12:19 am
Statements and sentiments like that make Americans the kind of people that people all around the globe love to hate, you arrogant prick. Yeah, I'm an American, too.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:16 am
It takes a special kind of asshole to pick on Canada. Dude, yer special. So good luck in the long jump ... yer all winners!
Le Comte de Tofurkey - May 11, 2009, 11:56 pm
We have nukes. You don't. We have hundreds of millions of people. U don't. We got rid of a corrupt monarchy; you didn't. People want to visit and live in our country; not yours. We have the largest economy in the world; you don't. Bitch.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:15 pm
If this were prison you'd be giving this bitch a blow job.
DarthShaeder - April 7, 2009, 3:09 am
Hey, dgbt, The U.S. has the POPULATION not the landmass. Quebec is bigger than Texas ffs. And technically we only pay lip service to the commonwealth, barber >.>
BC guy - March 31, 2009, 12:17 am
hey.. quebec is a shit hole populated with frenchy socialists we hate 'em here in every province so feel free to do the same :D
Haarakkon - March 29, 2009, 11:17 pm
There's a lot to love about our northern neighbors. For one, they're nowhere near as arrogant (on average) as most US citizens. French Canadians, on the other hand...
barber - March 29, 2009, 11:05 pm
ha ha ha. Canada's not french, its actually part of the commonwealth (please read a book) and click here to see the US debt: http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/ so you are now a badly broke bitch too... lol
dgbt - March 26, 2009, 8:57 pm
America is the bigger land mass. Canada is only bigger if you count the water and the ridiculous amount of ice. You are French and you ice skate, whose the bitch now?

LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - The little palm reading I know tells me you don't have much time left as a party 'leader'... sorry.

TAGS: liberal canada fail ignatieff
Rating: 1.8/5


TAGS: canada and tth tribute saskawhat
Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:56 pm
If anyone is voting down posters based on user or tribute, I advise that it stops now.


TAGS: canada family fun
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:37 pm
Lol. Bring your insect repellant. Is Lady Sasquatch checking the upskirt?


TAGS: canada tribute old time hockey eh
Rating: 4.47/5

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whatukno - June 26, 2010, 1:34 am
5L But Lord Stanley's cup belongs in Detroit. :D
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:07 am
Thank you Gentlemen.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:45 pm
awesome, eh
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L


TAGS: canada day cubby
Rating: 4.45/5

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crankyhead - June 30, 2010, 9:09 pm
XL double double eh
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 9:01 pm

you ever make up here cubby i'll treat you to a timmies...eh.


TAGS: they sell them in canada cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:24 am
It's illegal to kill cows in Canada. Besides, the alcohol content would knock you on your ass. 5L
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 3:22 am
I think they only sell it in Canada
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:41 am
LOL cattle flavored
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:38 am
OH the humanity!!!! 5L


TAGS: quaids trash moooooo cubby canada
Rating: 4.36/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 11:15 pm
Just read the news story. Whatever they are on I want some or maybe not.
rerun - October 23, 2010, 4:56 pm

there goes another retirement plan....
TheTrashHeap - October 23, 2010, 1:37 pm
I'm game but only if I get to live in your state Cubby!!!
Cubbybear - October 23, 2010, 12:40 pm
The Quaids have a warrant out on them for not showing up for court on vandalism charges. They are appealing to Canada for asylum.
Cloudchaser - October 23, 2010, 4:04 am
Quaid needs to get his @$$ to Mars and start the reactor
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Shitter's full!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:18 am
What the hell happened to Randy?.....and No, I'm not moving to the US.

IT'S A SAD DAY - It Was Bound To Come Out

TAGS: can a duh canada sad tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:19 am
After like a minute of scratching my head, looking at the comments,... watching Canada's video, and doing a fist pump after seeing the video (go Canada, yay) I think I finally get the poster.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:08 pm
score one for canada!
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:42 pm
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
it's ok that canada doesn't get it. fitting in fact. i wouldn't understand either about a can of duh. sheesh.
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:25 pm
I dont get it
rerun - April 10, 2010, 2:24 pm

most people won't get it.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:20 pm
I buy that in cases...


TAGS: canada superhero
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:08 am
Dude, gravy.


FORTUNATELY FOR CANADA - His picture modeling a Slice of Pizza was left out of the ad

TAGS: canada tribute
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2010, 6:58 pm
HA! lol. thanks airman


BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.

TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


SORRY 'MERICA - this party's only for Gold medal champs.

TAGS: canada gold
Rating: 3.65/5

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CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!

TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.

LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.

TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.

TEAM CANADA - There Is Only Gold

TAGS: canada team hockey
Rating: 3.23/5

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Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:37 am
The maple leaf seems to be imbued with West-Coast Indian imagery. Nice touch.
TheGoat - February 19, 2010, 2:41 am
Nearly didn't happen tonight thanks to the Swiss!

ICE ROAD TRUCKERS - Why not just park it?